The Life of a Pigeon

My names Pat.
I am a pigeon, life for me isn't the easiest.
My stomach growls nonstop, the little crumbs I scrounge from the ground never satisfy my hunger.
But wait, I smell something, it's coming from that bench over there, I think I better fly over and take a better look. As I land on the bench, the smell engulfs me. I know its a fresh bagel from Panera.
These are a rare delicacy for my kind, I hope he's nice enough to share.
Maybe if I bat my eyes, and give him the cutest coo, he won't be able to resist.
He sees me and tears a piece off and throws it off the ground, um hello dude I eat about 100x that amount.
So I decide to keep bugging him and maybe, just maybe, he will give me his bagel.
Well, that plan failed he kept pointing to the "crumb" on the ground, he thinks I cannot see the miniscule bite sitting on the dirty sidewalk.
So here goes plan B, I will go in for an attack, so he gets frazzled and throws the bagel to me.
Here I go....3.....2.....1..... ATTACK.
Kawkaaaa Kawkkkkaaaa..... scratch..... wing slap....
It was successful, i defeated the weird looking guy, and got the bagel.
As I perch on his strange box to find sight of my precious bagel, the lid closes shut.
OH NO....... I am trapped in this box.
As I glance around I see these circle things, that are glowing.
I've never seen one this close up before so I am hesitant at first.
But then I decide this real pretty one glowing red is the one to press.
I hit it with my beak and something shoots out of the box.
Man is this some special box, then I fall onto this metal circle, and the box lifts off the ground.
This box can fly just like me, I wonder if we are distant cousins?
I decide to press my favorite red button again, shooting out things of my special box.
Then I target in and see the man standing holding my bagel.
Who does he think he is taking my bagel, maybe if I give him his box back he will gibe the bagel back.
So i land the box on the ground, and open it just enough to peak out at him.
He threatens to throw the bagel into the fire, and then runs towards me,
I draw my weapon and he steps back.
Then, he tosses my bagel to the side I jump out of the box for it.
But as I was jumping I pressed on the gigantic red circle, and something shot out of the really tall, cold, white tree, without any branches.  The bagel then blew back into the box, but the man didn't notice. The guy immediately took his box and started to fly up there, I chased after him.
I caught him and jumped on top of the box, he tried to shoot me, but then realized he had the bagel, and threw in down back to the ground.
Now I finally get my bagel from Panera.
Man this is so good, the taste, the warmness, the............

RIP Pat the Pigeon